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So I was at work the other day and looked at the tattoos one of the guys has. Looking at it from the weird angle I was it looked like the Darkmark lol.

Okay so by now we all know that 50 Shades of Grey was a Twilight fan fiction and that there are a lot of similarities between the books. Some people don’t see what they are and some do. Here’s what I see between the books that is similar and what is different.

Okay lets start with the Characters.

Edward = Christian. They are both dark and brooding and dwell on a past that they can’t change and have no idea why this one specific girl wants to make them change who they are and be with them forever.

Bella = Anastasia. Brunette, clumsy, attracted to men who tell them to stay away because they KNOW that they are bad for these girls, but still the girls are like “but you are so dark a brooding and I love you.” Newsflash, you want dark and brooding then go hunt down Bruce Wayne. At least he won’t drag you thru his crazy lifestyle and he’s rich too.

Kate = Jessica/Rosalie. She’s the best friend who’s all bubbly and you would do anything for and then is all sad when she doesn’t get it. The biggest difference between these two is Kate is supportive of Ana but suspicious of Christian, whereas Jessica is nothing but jealous of Bella, and settles for her boyfriend. Rosalie in the aspect of fitting it for the Elliot connection.

Jose = Jacob. Please argue with me. I’ll kill three birds with one stone here. Jose Sr is Billy and Frank is Charlie. They all share the same characteristics with their counterparts right down to the fishing. Jose loves Ana, but Ana sees him as a brother and is in Love with Christian.

Mia, Elliot, Carrick and Grace = Alice, Emmett, Carlisle and Esme. His adopted family. Same as Edward. Mia is the spunky one that everyone fawns over, Elliot is the strong one and a jokester, Carrick is more like Esme then Grace is, hes quite and welcoming, but still standoffish while being there. Grace is a doctor, loves to be in crowds, suspicious but willing to accept the inevitable.

Jack and Elizabeth = James and Victoria. Jack is the Mastermind behind the schemes and Elizabeth just follows him blindly. Though instead of for love as it was with James and Victoria it was for blackmail.

Ethan = Jasper. The charismatic, relaxed, calm brother. Who is extremely cautious about things.

Taylor = Sam. The Bodyguard, the protective one. He preserves what is his silently and with dignity.

Gail = Emily. The keeper, the cook. Keeping everything neat and organized at home and a meal always handy.

Elena = Rosalie. She hates Ana because Ana has Christian. Rosalie hates Bella’s choice to become a vampire. Both threaten the Ana/Bella with pain and torture if their family/boy toy are harmed in anyway again or ever. There is a slight warming but never enough. Elena just runs away though.

Now the biggest differences. We never hear about the Cullens donating their money or their time to charity. Yes Carlisle works in a Hospital and that could be considered, but Christian and his mom have their own charity, he funds research into solving world hunger at UWV and gives freely with his money.

Christian is all about making the world better. The Cullens are about how long they can stay in one place and just traveling the world. Christian has his hands in a little bit of a lot, the Cullens don’t. They both keep to themselves, but Christian is seen more and as a prominent member of society.

While both books take place in Washington, they take place in different parts of the state and around the world. Both have an unplanned pregnancy, lots of money involved, both women get themselves into the relationship knowing what they do about the men they are getting into the relationship with. There are a lot of similarities because it IS based off of Twilight, its not the best written thing in the world, but even this is a better love story that Twilight was. Based on it or not. I still think that this could of been so much worse.

What do you guys think?

Okay so hopefully some of you Potterheads will get that. That BY FAR is the most annoying thing about the movies and the books. Peeves had a lot of little parts that meant a lot and it was especially important for the Twins to give him run of the school when they left since they were the only ones he ever respected because of their pranking ability. Peeves by far was my favorite Character that they cut from the movies. OH and were’s SPEW? It’s hinted at that Hermione was on a hunger strike but its never said WHY she was and why she now isn’t. And don’t get me started on NEVILLE of all characters to discover the Room of Requirement AND GIVE HARRY THE GILLYWEED????? WTH Universal? Not cool. Atleast Umbridge got what she deserved. What are your biggest peeves with the movies?

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Waking up on my third birthday to a breakfast from my great-grandpa and getting ready for school.